Hello all! Loserville Express is undergoing another round of extensive facial and body surgery, so that we might feel YOUNG again, and reintegrate with society, like some kind of Midnight Cowboy or Easy Rider strutting cool as a cucumber down the street, popping into a phone booth and connecting with his home-slices, turning up his gigantic collar and just Keepin’ on Truckin’ — the sound of his flared high polyester-count pants like a casual whisper to the world, ‘Hi There’, ‘Hi There’, ‘Hi There, Mr. Kotter’. I’m hep, and I’m back. Oh yeah.
So bear with me while I work all this out. I’m … I’m so sleepy. Maybe just a little nap first. Yes.