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A troubled clerk in a bookstore hassles his diminishing customer-base.
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Quick tips on identifying otherwordly beings before they make their move.
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The abbreviated life of a desperate individual caught in a feedback loop.
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The lament of a lonely man who has stayed up far too late watching television in the early aughts.
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In which a concerned televangelist warns humanity of the coming apocalypse.
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In which a fellow incarcerated in Hell tries to better his lot.

Hello all! Loserville Express is undergoing another round of extensive facial and body surgery, so that we might feel YOUNG again, and reintegrate with society, like some kind of Midnight Cowboy or Easy Rider strutting cool as a cucumber down the street, popping into a phone booth and connecting with his home-slices, turning up his gigantic collar and just Keepin’ on Truckin’ — the sound of his flared high polyester-count pants like a casual whisper to the world, ‘Hi There’, ‘Hi There’, ‘Hi There, Mr. Kotter’. I’m hep, and I’m back. Oh yeah.
So bear with me while I work all this out. I’m … I’m so sleepy. Maybe just a little nap first. Yes.