Matzerath's blog

Wipe those tears from your eyes, friend. We never meant to hurt you, to forsake you, to cast you adrift on the high seas of shame and ignominy. Nope. We are just really, really lazy.
But now we're back!
And a sea-change has taken place, rich and strange. Yes indeed. For, in light of the recent popularity and 'hipness' of indie-games on the Internet, we have decided that we want a piece of that glorious home-baked pie, lovingly fashioned from scratch with our own filthy, gnarled hands.
Yes. We are game developers now. The high-falutin kind that leave grouchy responses to forum posts about 'bugs,' and 'lack of playability.'
God it feels good.

1. Preparation is important!

This holiday season, as the last vestiges of the modern monetary system come unraveled at the seams, it is important not to procrastinate with your holiday plans. The disappointment of your family members will be revealed on their sad, plaintive faces as the hordes of scavengers half-mad with hunger clamber through your broken windows and woefully unreinforced doors.